Total Medals Earned: 1,270 (From 215 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,135 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/355 points)
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Destroy SKYNET
Destroy Blendo
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
Medals Earned: 78/80 (390/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/195 points)
Grab 20 body segments
Destroy 10 Invaders
Destroy 50 Invaders
Destroy 100 Invaders
Finish the Easy Game
Finish the Normal Game
Medals Earned: 6/11 (65/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Give the host smallpox
Give the host measles
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/145 points)
Find 24 muffins!
Find 48 muffins!
Find Derpy's horn and turn her into an Alicorn Princess!
Derpy loves to press red buttons!
Find the Mirror Pool so Derpy can go for a swim!
Find Lyra in 11 of the levels!
Find 72 muffins!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 1 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 6/18 (165/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Successfully shaved it all off!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN